Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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