He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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