my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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