strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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