She said her name was "party"
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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