I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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