I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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