I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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