so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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