She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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