You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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