Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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