I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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