It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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