Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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