I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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