Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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