But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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