So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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