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I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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