did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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