This girl is more easily done than said...
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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