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He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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