You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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