You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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