Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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