For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I was not drunk enough for that final.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
