I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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