i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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