The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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