Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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