Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
