38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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