Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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