Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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