Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
How does one acquire holy water?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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