I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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