I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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