How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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