i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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