I wish i was in the wii world.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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