I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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