Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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