Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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