I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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