You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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