Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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