you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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