What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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