I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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