That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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