If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize