Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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